idup gue di IX D

hai guys baru nulis lagi nih hahaha senggaja aja biar pada kangen.
ada yang kangen ga?

ga ada?

yaudah gapapa :)

hari ini gue mau ngebahas tentang idup gue di kelas IX D hahaha banget karena kalo gue bahas tentang kelas gue yang temen2 gue bayangin pasti '' ayu malang yang selalu dibully mentemen '' ya gitu dahh temen-temen laki gue rata2 ga ada yang manggil gue 'ayu' hampir semua manggil pas nama lengkap gue wekekek kadang juga pake panggilan laknad -__- menurut gue itu ga penting.
katanya kalo orang yang sering dibully bakal dikangenin lah gue kagak pernah dikangenin T-T  #prayforayu #ayugalaulagi


bagi gue sehari bareng kelas IXD itu rasanya kek seabad kadang akur kadang engga, gue biasanya cepet marah tapi lebih ke becanda'an
kalo bicarain yang laknad-laknad jadi inget cewe yang satu ini -_____-

gue salut ternyata ada yang inget sm gue ....
HOREEEE! gue-seneng-banget

kalo yang gue sebelin dari anak kelas IX D itu ' becandanya suka keterlaluan '
kalo yang gue suka ' kelas IX D itu super ngangenin '


fact: 

• Gue pernah jadi 'seksi kebersihan'. padahal gue pengennya 'seksi banget' tapi kayaknya entar bakal horror banget -___-

• Gue duduk di bangku deretan ke2 urutan yang ke2 gatau kenapa gue lebih nyaman 

• Gue orangnya suka jadi bahan becandaan. yang gue inget wktu pas bimbel cuma gue cewe sendiri diruangan gue dan tas gue disembunyiin sama bagas  -__- GILA GUE SEBEL BANGET PAS ITU karna sebelnya udah akut jd gue langsung cuss pulang
• Gue suka waktu bel istirahat sm bel pulang
• Gue suka belajar bahasa inggris
• Gue suka nulis pake tangan,kalo pake kaki susah
• Gue suka sm gebetan gue
  *lohhh -_____________-aaaazzzzz

segitu aja kali yaa, otak gue ngadat tiba-tiba
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SENDAL SEJUTA UMAATTTT!

hai guys
hari ini gue mau bahas tentang sundal sendal..

ada yang ga tau sendal itu apa? NORAK LO SOK BULE BANGET-___-
sendal itu alas kaki,alas kaki itu namanya sendal,jadi sendal itu kaki yang berbentuk alas LOHHH!
lanjuttt~
alas kaki yang melegenda itu skiwau ( re: skyway ) kalian punya? sama gue juga punya,sampe buluk gitu malah -_-

gatau sendal itu udah berapa tahun yang jelas sekarang masih banyak yang bergaul-ria dengannya mulai dari bapak2-emak2-remaja-anak2 juga ada karena emang sendal itulah yang paling murah h3h3h3
banyak fungsi dari sendal sejuta umat skiwau.ga percaya? sama saya juga engga


sendal yang paling enteng,ga ribet pas dipake,tinggal dijepitin aj di sela2 jempol sm telunjuk kaki . . . recommended buat para maling deh
kalo lagi jalan2 trus ketemu perampok tinggal lepas aja tu sendal,tampol ke muka abang rampoknya paling lgsung tepar
trus juga kalo kita dikejer2 anjing,langsung keluarin aja senjata skiwau paling entar anjingnya sekarat. kagak percaya? sama saya juga kagak
bagi orang yang sholat di masjid ini emang udah melegenda karena emang ini sendal biasanya nangkring di mesjid. satu alasan orang yang sering make tu sendal ke mesjid '' biar-kalo-ilang-ga-rugi '' HAHAHAHA bener banget -____- jadi kalo ke mesjid pake sendal skiwau jangan lupa ditulisin nama,kalo mau gaul coba deh ukir tu sendal bentuk floral/tribal/nama-nama artis idola trus entar di foto trus di aplot ke facebook,twitter,instagram dijamin kalian bakal di cap GAUL TO THE MAXXXXX! apalagi sampe buat status di sendal yang tulisannya gini nih '' LaGeh sIngeL NecHHHHH '' dijamin semua temen-temen lo pada ngejauhin.
gue masih inget dulu gue pernah main kerumah sohib gue namanya pia,dia punya sendal skiway yang diukir gitu. GILA-ITU-KEREN-BANGET gue yang ngeliat aja sampe mangap gitu beehhh gaul mantabs dah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA



segitu dulu eaps

JADI GEMBEL 2 BULAN.

hai guyzzz
hai yang lagi deg-degan nunggu hasil UN
gimana liburan kalian yang jadi pengganguran 2 bulan?
enak benerr rasanya liburan selama itu yegak?tidur malem,bangun siang behhhh mantabs bgt tiap hari leha2 bagun tidur nonton,makan,mandi,online,nonton,makan I feel like GEMBEL! gatau kenapa hidup gue gitu2 aja selama hampir 2 bulan . Gue merasa surga bgt. tapi tetep aja emak gue selalu rempong nitipin pesan-pesan selama 1hari dirumah,dari mulai jaga jemuran,nyapu,bersih-bersih rumah,ngehabisin makanan,emak gue berasa punya pembantu baru
Gue sedih banget liburan 2 bulan ga ada temen gue yang ngajakin jalan,sms gue,telfon gue..
semua pasti lagi sibuk liburan T-------------T
 Gue ga punya hewan peliharaan jadi dirumah ga ada yang gue ajak main,ada sihh kucing kampung yang sering ngubek-ngubek sampahan. Gue ga abis pikir sama tu kucing tiap dateng kerumah gue yang jadi sasaran pasti tong sampah. LOH KOK MALAH CURHAT KUCING KAMPUNG SIHHH-__-

Gue pengen liburan kemana kekk yang penting namanya LI-BUR-AN tapi keluarga gue ga ada yang bisa diajak liburan jadi gue hanya mangap-mangap depan tipi
Selama gue liburan keluarga gue pada sakit gatau tuh kenapa kayaknya lagi pergantian musim #iyakali
Gue juga lagi sakit ya ga parah2 bgt sih cuma sakit bisul doang kok. iya BISULLLL!
Gue baru pertama kali ngerasain sakit bisul di betis gila cuma 1 biji sumpah dah demi2 sakitnya nyampe ke-ubun2 udah seminggu ga ilang-ilang #badluckayu selama itu juga gue gabisa pake skinny jeans ohhhhh myyyyy asadafgsbhsjsbsjakh ...

udah dulu deh capek gue kalo harus cerita tentang liburan gue yang mirisss
bye guyzzz (sun jauuhhhh :* )

Tips-Tips UJIAN NASIONAL!

Hai guyszzttt..
lama engga nge-post hehehe
kali ini gue mau ngasih tips-tips buat yang mau UN karna yang gue tau tahun ini ujian makin dipersulit dengan adanya 10paket yang dipecah jadi 20.bagi yang pinter sih syukur lah buat yang otaknya rada-rada kan kasian yee'gak?dan di soal tahun ini pake code,jadi kita yang ngerjain soal ga tau paket brp itu-____-
kita mulai aja ya tips-nya:

1. Pastikan kita udah belajar dr jauh-jauh hari.ga pake SKM (Sistem Kejar Semalam)
2. Sebelum berangkat sekolah lo udah persiapin perlengkapan ujian              sbb:  

• Pakai seragam yang lengkap!

• Kartu Peserta Ujian
• Papan Ujian,bukan NAMPAN loh.Inget!
• Alat tulis 
• buku rumus

• yang paling terpenting BAWA NYALI!

 3. Biar ga tegang jangan lupa pemanasan kaya push up,sit up,/lari-lari dlm ruangan!

 4. Baca Doa sebelum membuka soal,jangan sampe lo baca doa makan ntar yg ada lo laper-__-

 5. Buka soal dengan perlahan jangan buru-buru kaya lagi buka kado.

 6. Sebelum membaca soal periksa dulu kelengkapan jumlah soal dan gambar yg ada di soal.

 7. Sobek LJUN

 8. Isi kolom Nama sesuai dengan nama asli.jangan nulis nama MANTAN. #Eaaa

 9. Isi No.Peserta sesuai dengan yang ada di Kartu Ujian. buat yang jomblo jangan sampe nulis nomer hape        jangan tanya kenapa pokoknya jangan!

 10. Sebelum mengerjakan,jangan lupa membaca 'basmallah' biar kalian ga kelojotan ngeliat soal.

 11. Mengerjakan soal dari yang Mudah-Sulit.

 12. Menghitamkan LJUN dengan pola bundar.buat yang lagi jatuh cinta siapa tau ntar jd lope-lope gitu.  

       jangan sampe!

 13. Jika otak kalian mentok,jangan lupa ngeliat pengawas.siapa tau bisa diajak join

 14. Jika waktu ngerjain soal lo diliatin mulu sm pengawas,cobalah untuk bersikap se-unyu mungkin 

       siapatau salah satu dari pengawas ada yang naksir.

 15. Jika kalian sudah selesai periksalah se-detail mungkin.kali aja ada yang salah.

 15. Untuk menghilangkan rasa bosan,bawalah permainan yg bisa dimainkan untuk 3 org/lebih                               spt: Monopoli,Ular Tangga,Bekel. (biar lebih geregetdh main-nya bareng pengawas)

 16. Jika Bel telah usai kalian boleh joget harlem shake  keluar.

 

 

 

 

INGA-INGA TINGG!

                       

 

           

Foto Kartu Ujian

kemaren gue nerima kartu ujian dan yang pertama gue liat itu foto.gila aja ya padahal pas sesi foto gue udah ngeluarin senyum ter-ANYAR gue bener-bener dah udah pake persiapan dari hati
hasilnya sumpah jelek abis-_______- gue iteman gitu masa,pasti yang ngedit fotonya ga bener.
tapi gapapa lah fotonya masih sama kok sm yang asli.punya mata 2,idung HAHAHA
udah ah segini dulu
see you....

BETE!

gue ga pernah ngepost ya?he he ..maap-maap abisan skrg kan gue udh kelas 9 jd harus fokus belajar buat persiapan UJIAN NASIONAL ya keadaannya sangat mengenaskan dengan 20 paket -____-ketahuilah hidup ini ga semudah main tetris yang cuma nyusun kotak doang,nenek-nenek rempong aje main sambil merem. *okeguesoktau

gue udah lupa sama pelajaran yang diajarin di semester satu,apalagi skrg materi ujian'nya diambil dari kelas 7,8 kan gue sengap gitcuuu x_x
apalagi kmaren nilai try'out gue pada jelek semua -____-ya ga jelek-jelek amat sih paling mentok dikit lah
itu semua murni gue kerjain pake insting gue + berbekal kesotoy'an gue
dan sampe sekarang gue masih inget pesen bang dika,dia bilangggggggg ''pesennn nasi goreng 2 ya ga pake cabe'' engga deng gue boong.yang bang dika bilang ''lihat jawaban yang bersinar''.sampe biji mata gue kering juga kaga ada kali-_______- semua itu gue lakukan karena gue putus asa,binggung mau nanya sama siapa.kanan-kiri gue sama aja otaknya


ahhh pokok-nya gue BETE!

T.O-3 = SENGAP!

super shit bgt hari rebo ini-__-semalem gue udah buat repean buat TO matematika tapi pas gue mau ngerjain soal rumusnya malah ga ada..
alhasil pake insting wokawokawoka.suram banget deh TO ke3 soalnya makin susah aja sengap tau ga ngerjainnya mana 20 paket lagi mending gampang,lah ini lebih baik dengerin pak komang ngedongeng 3jam pelajaran dah

-______________________________-

One in a milion-Hannah Montana

How did I get here, turned around
And there you were
I didn’t think twice or rationalize
Cuz somehow I knew
That there was more than just chemistry
I mean I knew you were kind of into me
But I figured it’s too
Good to be true
I said pinch me where’s the catch this time
Can’t find a single cloud in the sky
Help me before I get used to this guy
They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in the blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one
I can not believe it, whoa oh
You’re one in a million
All this time I was looking for love
Trying to make things work
They weren’t good enough
Til I thought I’m through
Said I’m done
Then stumbled into the arms of the one
You’re making me laugh about the silliest stuff
Say that I’m your diamond in the rough
When I’m mad at you
You come with your velvet touch
Can’t believe that I’m so lucky
I have never felt so happy
Every time I see that sparkle in your eyes
They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in the blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one
I can not believe it, oh whoa
You’re one in a million, (yea yea)
All this time I was looking for love
Trying to make things work
They weren’t good enough
Til I thought I’m through
Said I’m done
Then stumbled into the arms of the one
I said pinch me
Where’s the catch this time
Can’t find a single cloud in the sky
Help me before I get used to this guy
They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in a blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one
I can not believe it
Oh oh whoa yea yea
They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in the blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one
I can not believe it oh, oh
You’re one in a million
Yeah
One in a million
Yeah
You’re one in a million

`payphone-MAROON5

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
 All those fairy tales are full of shit
All those fairy tales are full of it.
One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
 One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow
'Cause you forgot yesterday.
I gave you my love to borrow,
But you just gave it away.
You can't expect me to be fine,
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before,
But all of my bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home

All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?

If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
 All those fairy tales are full of it.
 One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
 One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone

[Wiz Khalifa:]
Man, fuck that shit
I'll be out spending all this money
While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm stunning,
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the number to my phone
So you never could call it,
Don't need my name on my shirt,
You can tell it I'm ballin.
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
Phantom pulled up valet open doors
Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
that little piece of shit with you.
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
 All those fairy tales are full of it.
 One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone...

I'll be there

First time I laid my eyes on someone like you
I can’t forget the hour, that moment with you
Then I have realized, love is growing deep inside
I feel the beating of my heart

Coz’ every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I’ll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
And love will never end
We belong together, always and forever
Call my name and I’ll be there. . . . .
Spending my days and nights just thinking if you
How you make me wanna smile with the things that you do
When will I hear you say, love is coming on your way
And that you start to feel the same
Coz’ every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I’ll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
And love will never end
We belong together, always and forever
Call my name and I’ll be there

Coz’ every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I’ll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
Coz’ every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I’ll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
And love will never end
We belong together, always and forever
Call my name and I’ll be there

Listen to Songs: http://videokeman.com/julie-anne-san-jose/ill-be-there-julie-anne-san-jose/#ixzz232aVLPAT